After swimming for three hours, I met a girl. Although she was wearing a swimming cap she still looked almost pretty.
(Like baldness, a swimming cap is the true test of girl beauty.)
She said to me "Hello could you please swim on the correct side of the lane". It was one of those questions which is not really a question, so I said to her: "that was one of those questions which is not really a question". She laughed at me and started talking for absolutely ages in a funny accent. Because my concentration span is very short I just nodded a lot and thought about whether animals also have accents.
If I had to take a guess, I would say yes, animals have accents too.
The girl then asked a question which IS a question: "what is your email address?" I knew the answer to this and so I told her. She said her name is Anna from Ukraine and that she works in finance blah blah blah...
The blah blah blah bit is me thinking of animals with accents again:
They definitely have accents.
When I asked Anna from Ukraine if it was ok to swim away now she said yes. (Thank goodness).
A day later, Anna from Ukraine sent me an email and asked me to meet her. I thought, maybe this means I can own a girl. Imagine it!
So I said yes.
I met Anna from Ukraine and we walked in the park in the snow. She was wearing high heels which were good for sticking in ice. I was not wearing high heels and so fell over and hit my head on the floor.
After that, my time with Anna from Ukraine is a bit blurry. I remember being sick and also offering to fetch her a talking duck from the pond.
I went home without Anna from Ukraine and played online Chess with a man from China. (I won).
Over the next week I sent Anna from Ukraine more emails. She did not respond to the emails. I thought that perhaps I was not being "romantic" enough. So I drew and sent her a card to show her that I accept her Ukraine culture and also that romance is not dead.
Even though she has not yet responded, Anna from Ukraine is my Soviet Love Bunny.
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